Greetings folks!

Well “New Mechantine” has been finished.

It’s as nice a piece of work as I ever have put together my friends. Filled with action, adventure, excitement, and enough of the truly bizarre to keep even a veteran flim-flammer like myself entertained.

So it’s off to the literary agent’s desks, the publishing houses and the book fairs “New Mechantine”!

 And let us all wish it good luck and a swift and lucrative publishing for all involved.

Now friends, a quote:

 

“Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.” – Truman Capote

Greetings!
Well I am finally finished. Finished with what you ask? Well oh quizzical readers I am finally finished with the initial edit of my latest work of significant length. What some would term a novel. What I would term a lot of fun.

The working title right now is "New Mechantine" and it is, as some of you may have guessed, set in the very same world as such tales as: "The Counting House Fever", and "The Possibility of Flat Sea Ghosts".

It is a steampunk tale about a city, about its people, and about learning to fit in and live. Also there is a clockwork boxer in it...and a heist...and sky-pirates. So yeah.

I will be doing my second read through later this month but for now I will be taking a much deserved break.


And now a quote:

"The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them." - Robert Frost

Greetings dear readers!
Though I have, for the most part, been busy with the writing and editing of a new full length novel: let no one say that the always enigmatic P.F. White is a slacker in the publishing department!

The always excellent Aphelion Webzine has just published my story: "A Confidential Correspondence in Capitalist Conflict" in their latest issue...and let me tell you: this one is a crowd pleaser.

We have trains exploding in cannon-fire, Chinese rockets, zombified rail-workers, dogs, birds, polite correspondence, childhood rivalry and always the delightful specter of capitalism.

So if any of these things appeal to you, or in fact disgust you: then head on over to the link:
HERE.
and have yourself a read!

And now my friends: A quote.

"Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class." - Al Capone

Greetings dear readers,
It has come to my attention of late that my novella: "Red-Ray Noir" has NOT been available for sale on the Barnes and Noble website! Such a despicable act naturally had to be remedied and thus I give you the new website for all your Red-Ray Noir needs:
HERE

That being said, a quote is order I think:

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” – Mel Brooks

Success!
The always enigmatic P.F. White has now successfully formated his three novellas:
"Beastly"
"The Nine Ronin of Four Waves Castle"
and:
"Red-Ray Noir"
For the smashwords website!

It was a tireless effort dear readers. It involved late nights, fist-fights and the occasional bout of madness...but in the end all three have been (hopefully) correctly formated for the website and can be viewed at:
www.smashwords.com/profile/view/pfwhite

And now a quote:

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." - W.C. Fields

Greetings readers!
The tireless P.F. White, in an effort to inundate his writings across the whole of the internet, will shortly be featured across the website: Smashwords and all its affiliates.

For now however: it's the thankless task of formatting. So much formatting...

A quote:


"Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them." - Bill Cosby

Greetings Comrades!

Much to the chagrin of our fearless superiors, P.F. Whites amazing new Retro-Sci-Fi Novella: "Red-Ray Noir" is now available through that despicable capitalist institution Amazon.com.

A link may be found: HERE.
 
While the work, as a whole, is praiseworthy to those seeking to relive the glory days of the United Soviet Space Republic or those souls simply seeking a cold hard tale of crime, aliens, violence, space-age technology, and substance abuse- the blatant marketing of such fiction for the pursuit of monetary gain is to be found despicable! 

Thus all proceeds from such a purchase will be put towards the building of a fleet of invincible space-dreadnaughts for the inevitable renewal of open conflict upon Jupiter. 

And now my fellow citizens, A quote:

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff." - Frank Zappa 

Greetings Dear Readers!
I have an astonishing offer for anyone who would like to participate, an offer that is certain to amaze and astound any and all applicants. I am speaking of course of an offer for:
FREE COPIES of EITHER: "Beastly" or "The Nine Ronin of Four Waves Castle."

The catch? (and there is ALWAYS a catch...) A simple review when you are done, on either Amazon.com or the Barnes and Nobles website. Heck, it doesn't have to be a long review, or even a FAVORABLE review...I leave that entirely to you, the valued reader.  

Interested? Simply send me an e-mail using the contact form on this website, give me your e-mail adress and I shall send you a complimentary PDF of either work FREE.

and now a quote:

"Where the press is free and every man able to read, all is safe." - Thomas Jefferson

Greetings Dear Readers!

I am pleased to announce that as of the 1st of this month I have a new story available on Allegory Magazine!

The story is titled:
"The Possibility of Flat Sea Ghosts"
and it is, as you might guess from the title, a ghost story...of sorts...

A link to it can be found: HERE.

and, as always I leave you with a quote:

"Science fiction is no more written for scientists than ghost stories are written for ghosts." - Brian Aldiss

Greetings dear readers!
Well, as the title says: my weird Samurai novella "The Nine Ronin of Four Waves Castle" is now available for the Nook!
A LINK

It is truely a historic occasion.

and now a quote:
"If you are like me, and you certainly must be, you are appalled and shocked at the weird, unnatural things going on tonight" - Sam the Eagle (The Muppets show)